The Horny Toad Guest House
Rental with Beachfront
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay N/A
+1 721 545 4323based on 139 reviews
per night
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Aparthotel Amenities & Facilities
- Beachfront
- Fitness center
- Free Wi-Fi
- Tea/coffee maker
- Coffee machine
- Free parking
- Wi-Fi available in all areas
- Internet
- Laundry facilities
- Hairdryer
Kitchen
- Wine glasses
- Blender
- Oven
- Microwave
- Kitchenware
- Stovetop
- Tea/coffee maker
- Toaster
- Refrigerator
- Coffee machine
- Dining area
- Kitchen
- Kitchenette
Basics
- Free Wi-Fi
- Wi-Fi available in all areas
- Internet
- Linens
- Towels
- Fan
- Fire extinguisher
- Smoke alarms
- Air-conditioned
- Trash cans
Outdoor
- Terrace/Patio
- Beach towels
- Grill
- Balcony
- Outdoor dining area
- Outdoor furniture
- Garden
Bathroom
- Raised toilet
- Shower
- Hairdryer
- Toilet paper
- Private bathroom
- Walk-in shower
General
- Beachfront
- Sea view
- Soundproof rooms
- Soundproofing
- Tile/marble floor
- Storage available
Accessibility and suitability
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- No smoking
- Non-feather pillow
- Upper floors accessible by stairs
- Private apartment in building
Services and conveniences
- Car rental
- Wake-up service
- Safety deposit box
- Tour desk
- Private check-in/check-out
Dining
- Grocery deliveries
- Dining room
- Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
- Dining table
Laundry
- Laundry facilities
- Ironing service
- Iron and ironing board
Things to do
- Board games/puzzles
- Golf
Parking and transportation
- Free parking
Health and safety
- Daily housekeeping
Family friendly
- Books, DVDs, music for children
Fitness
- Fitness center
The Horny Toad Guest House Reviews
Pros +
- The beach and view were beautiful. (in 16 reviews)
- "Suites were large, modern, and well-kept, with glorious ocean views from the deck." (in 2 reviews)
- "This was a great location right on the beach, with a great view." (in 6 reviews)
The Horny Toad Guest House room booking info
Check in/Check out
Check in anytime after 3:00 PM, check out anytime before 11:00 AM
Cancellation/prepayment
Cancellation/prepayment policies vary by room type and provider.
Frequently asked questions
How does The Horny Toad Guest House compare to other 3 star hotels in Simpson Bay?
In Simpson Bay, 3 star hotels have average nightly rates of $231. The Horny Toad Guest House is $41 cheaper than the city average at just $190/night.
How far is The Horny Toad Guest House from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana?
If there is no traffic, the 0.5 mi drive between Simpson Bay Princess Juliana and The Horny Toad Guest House should only take about 1min. If your hotel is in a more metropolitan area, you may see the driving time increase due to traffic.
What is the best way to get to The Horny Toad Guest House from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana?
The Horny Toad Guest House has parking available on site for customers of the hotel. With that in mind, the most efficient way to not only get from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana to the hotel, but also around Simpson Bay during your stay may be renting a car. Car rentals in Simpson Bay are on average $17/day. If you’re looking for a simple travel option from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana to The Horny Toad Guest House, consider calling a taxi or rideshare service to take you to the hotel as well as around the city during your visit.
Does The Horny Toad Guest House have a pool?
Judging by our data, The Horny Toad Guest House does not have a pool on site, but hotels regularly make additions and changes to their venues and do not always notify us. It would be best to call The Horny Toad Guest House at +1 721 545 4323.
What is the phone number for The Horny Toad Guest House?
You can reach the main line at +1 721 545 4323.
Does The Horny Toad Guest House have Wi-Fi available?
Yes, The Horny Toad Guest House has Wi-Fi available to hotel guests.
Is there a gym or fitness center available to guests at The Horny Toad Guest House?
Yes, there is a gym available to guests of The Horny Toad Guest House. For gym hours, it is best to ask the front desk clerk during check-in.
What time is check-out for The Horny Toad Guest House?
For The Horny Toad Guest House, the required check-out time is 11:00 AM. Check-in may be available from 3:00 PM. Any special requests should be made with the concierge.
How much is a room at The Horny Toad Guest House?
$204/night is a good average price right now, and some users have even reported deals that start from only $162/night. However, prices can change based on the time of year you’re booking, the type of room you prefer, etc. Fill in the form above to get deals for your trip.
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The Horny Toad Guest House location: 2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay N/A